Noah Discovers the Bidet
Parenting is not glamorous, but every once in a while it delivers a moment so funny it feels like a reward. Noah’s first encounter with a bidet was unexpected, unforgettable, and absolutely priceless.

Parenting is not glamorous, but every once in a while it delivers a moment so funny it feels like a reward. Noah’s first encounter with a bidet was unexpected, unforgettable, and absolutely priceless.

One upside down fork. Sixteen minutes. A lesson in patience, persistence, and why parenting Noah is both maddening and oddly hopeful.

Everyone learns differently. Some read. Some listen. Some observe. And some, like Noah, learn best when a mousetrap is involved.

A freshly painted basement, ten gallons of Kilz, and one determined child with a pen. Noah keeps us guessing about how much he understands, but moments like this prove he knows exactly what he is doing. Spoiler: he enjoys the performance.

A hilarious peek into the mysterious workings of Noah’s mind, where blank stares hide brilliant schemes. Today’s adventure features a Nerf gun, a getaway to Granddaddy and Sittee’s, and one very smug little tyrant.

New Blog Post DescriptionPuberty has officially declared war in our house. What started as a harmless Nerf battle turned into a full-scale assault led by my 14-year-old alter-ego collector, Noah. There were punches, bites, and one deeply humbling reminder that I am not as young—or as alpha, as I used to be.
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