Chronicles of Noah

Noah Discovers the Bidet

Noah Discovers the Bidet

Noah Discovers the BidetShane Wiglesworth
Published on: 01/07/2026

Parenting is not glamorous, but every once in a while it delivers a moment so funny it feels like a reward. Noah’s first encounter with a bidet was unexpected, unforgettable, and absolutely priceless.

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The Fork that Broke Me

The Fork that Broke Me

The Fork that Broke Me Shane Wiglesworth
Published on: 01/04/2026

One upside down fork. Sixteen minutes. A lesson in patience, persistence, and why parenting Noah is both maddening and oddly hopeful.

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Learning the Hard Way: Noah Style

Learning the Hard Way: Noah Style

Learning the Hard Way: Noah Style Shane Wiglesworth
Published on: 12/24/2025

Everyone learns differently. Some read. Some listen. Some observe. And some, like Noah, learn best when a mousetrap is involved.

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Kilz, Magic Erasers, and One Very Sneaky Kid

Kilz, Magic Erasers, and One Very Sneaky Kid

Kilz, Magic Erasers, and One Very Sneaky KidMiriam Wiglesworth
Published on: 12/07/2025

A freshly painted basement, ten gallons of Kilz, and one determined child with a pen. Noah keeps us guessing about how much he understands, but moments like this prove he knows exactly what he is doing. Spoiler: he enjoys the performance.

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No Thoughts, Just Nerf

No Thoughts, Just Nerf

No Thoughts, Just NerfShane Wiglesworth
Published on: 11/20/2025

A hilarious peek into the mysterious workings of Noah’s mind, where blank stares hide brilliant schemes. Today’s adventure features a Nerf gun, a getaway to Granddaddy and Sittee’s, and one very smug little tyrant.

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Operation Blitzkrieg 2.0: When Puberty Struck Back

Operation Blitzkrieg 2.0: When Puberty Struck Back

Operation Blitzkrieg 2.0: When Puberty Struck BackShane Wiglesworth
Published on: 11/16/2025

New Blog Post DescriptionPuberty has officially declared war in our house. What started as a harmless Nerf battle turned into a full-scale assault led by my 14-year-old alter-ego collector, Noah. There were punches, bites, and one deeply humbling reminder that I am not as young—or as alpha, as I used to be.

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