All Hail the Golden Child
Every family swears there is a Golden Child. I decided to investigate the claims in our house. The results were loud, brutally honest, mildly concerning, and somehow still inconclusive.

Every family swears there is a Golden Child. I decided to investigate the claims in our house. The results were loud, brutally honest, mildly concerning, and somehow still inconclusive.

Noah’s sisters return for the final video in this three part series, showing the dramatic difference between Noah at school and Noah at home. At school he listens. At home he pretends he has never heard a single instruction in his life. This post shares the comedy, the strategies, and the reality of raising a boy whose stubbornness is a true superpower.

In Part Two of Noah at School Vs. Noah at Home, Noah handles recycling at school like a trained professional and then comes home and transforms the same task into a small disaster. His sisters demonstrate both versions with impressive accuracy.

Noah has discovered the magic of behaving beautifully for everyone except the people who pay his bills. At school he is a community service hero who follows directions, completes every job and even earns awards. At home he turns into a teenager who stares at us as if we are speaking ancient Greek. His sisters recreated both versions in a hilarious video that proves we are not imagining things.

Noah once preached from the altar mid-Mass, picked up a snake by the tail, and turned Charades into a bathroom comedy routine. His sister Ilyia shares her top five “classic

One moment Noah was calm, the next Mom was sprinting like a matador with a bull on her heels.
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